Afternoon Buzz: Wednesday July 11th

This is hilarious, and I hope real.  The guy who does CPU v. CPU got himself a job for NBA 2k13.

In case you missed the All-Star Game, which was a snoozer, but Jonah Keri found 13 different things about the game. (Grantland)

The Milwaukee Brewers called up a new shortstop which surprises no one. By the end of the season, the Brewers will have had as many shortstops as Travis Henry has kids. (Milwaukee Journal Sentinel) 

Heineken who is the beer of the 2012 Olympics is not making any friends in London.  I could see why. Heineken is a fine beer, but it's not in my top half of beers I like. (Fourth Place Medal) 

This is an absolutely bizarre home run derby in Double A where everything is a little weirder. Minor league teams do the strangest things, yet I love them for it. (Deadspin)