Justin Verlander's 'Upton Girl'

As some of you might know, the Tap is a big fan of Kate Upton. Well, mostly me, but whatevs.  Anyways, it is reported that she may be seeing American League MVP and Cy Young Justin Verlander.  She established herself as a potential jersey chaster last year with the awful and disappointing rumor she was seeing New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez.  I'm okay with Verlander, he seems like a good dude who I could relate with. After Marisa Miller's husband, I could not take another model dating a complete douche.

Some Detroit radio station created 'Upton Girl' to the tune of Billy Joel's 'Uptown Girl.'  This isn't great but then again I love the original song so it's okay with me  (H/T @MikeWickett) 

Charlie.