Twitter is a great place. You guys know I love Twitter like a brother or sister. There are great things that can pop up there from time to time. Sometimes it can be hilarious interactions between unlikely people, or sometimes it can be someone with a platform having nothing to do except tweet making for some funny stuff. Insert Chicago Bears tight end Martellus Bennett, one of my favorite athlete follows on Twitter. He decided to talk about fast food and the ones that were really bad. Check out his timeline for more tweets, but I am going to take the five best ones from his rant. On Taco Bell.
I don't fuck with Taco Bell either. Might as well eat hippo ass covered in shredded cheese and sour cow milk.
— Martellus Bennett (@MartysaurusRex) April 10, 2014
Honestly here, I have had Taco Bell twice in the last month and I don't see it as Hippo ass, but that's just me.
On McDonalds with its home offices in Illinois.
McDonalds is like eating hamburgers baked by a 6 yr old using a rusty platic (yea I know) easy bake oven in Congo on a Sunday.
— Martellus Bennett (@MartysaurusRex) April 10, 2014
He isn't wrong here, and I had McDonalds on Sunday morning whilst hungover. Hangover Mickie D's is a strong force.
On Chick-Fil-A
Chic Fila falling down my list too. One pickle on an adult size meal. Fries made from penguin fin. They get cold soon as you open the bag.
— Martellus Bennett (@MartysaurusRex) April 10, 2014
Buffalo Wild Wings.
"@mmoser1220: @MartysaurusRex no buffalo wild wings?" Nothing wild about their wings or extra dry ass fries.
— Martellus Bennett (@MartysaurusRex) April 10, 2014
Glad somebody said this one... Might be an unpopular opinion, but I really find Buffalo Wild Wings subpar compared to other wings around the area.
On Subway
Subway is just digusting. It's fat man's armpit slices on foreign people breads. Fucking foot long of microwaved pronouns.
— Martellus Bennett (@MartysaurusRex) April 10, 2014
Charlie.
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