SnoTap Baseball Thing of the Day: Fat Bartolo, Schrezer's Derp & Adam Jones' Rant

\The reason we went with multiple SnoTap BTOD is due to the fact we missed it on Tuesday. I had one ready and it just did not come together, it happens. Anyways there were a couple great moments caught on camera tonight including the first great rant of the season.

Bartolo Colon is moving into my top ten of 'Athletes I would like to get outrageously drunk with.'  That's so awesome. That's a move Fat Charles would do in his real fat days. Gotta though. Everyone loves a funny fat guy and I wasn't funny so I had to grab my belly sometimes. (H/T @voraciousbrain)

Max Schrezer returned to Dodger Stadium as a new pitcher. When pitched for Arizona, he was just coming up, took some lumps here and this play is a reminder of those days. (H/T @ChadMoriyama) 

Adam Jones.... YOUR THOUGHTS on people coming onto the field.

Jones said punishment for running on field should be harsher. "Let us have a shot to kick them with our metal spikes on because it’s stupid"
— Brittany Ghiroli (@Britt_Ghiroli) April 8, 2014

More Jones on the on-field visitors: "Anybody who does it, I wish the cops tase the living sh*t out of them. I wish that.”
— Brittany Ghiroli (@Britt_Ghiroli) April 8, 2014

Jones said a fan hurt their ankle running on field last yr in BAL "I was laughing at him. I wish he shattered his femur because it’s stupid"
— Brittany Ghiroli (@Britt_Ghiroli) April 8, 2014