DeflateGate Fantasy Names = Unoriginal Losers

Excuse me, I will be heading to Mount Pious for a bit. Don't mind me please.... DeflateGate is hot in the streets again. We are hearing one hundred different things from all sides on both the National Football League and New England Patriots.  But I want to send out a public service announcement to everyone... If you have a DeflateGate joke in your fantasy name, you are a loser. I'm sorry. It's not funny at all. No one thinks you are witty or original with that one. You are the clear try-hard in the group trying to be that guy in your fantasy league with a cool name. I'm not trying to let my blood boil but check out this GeoCities site about fantasy names. There is a huge fucking list of DeflateGate fantasy names. I'm jumping out my window.

Charlie.